IDWeek Rejected Session

Dan and I are in DC today for the IDWeek Program Planning Committee meeting. Of course, we can't discuss actual sessions, so I thought of a fake session to get you excited for the 2012 joint meeting.

Session Title: Infectious Disease Issues on Sesame Street

Stop Blaming the Birds: From West Nile to Avian Flu - speaker: Big Bird

Risk factors for "Red Man Syndrome" - speaker: Elmo

Salmonella Typhimurium and Water Frogs - speaker: Kermit the Frog

Y. pestis or Francisella tularensis in Prairie Dogs - speaker: Prairie Dawn